We consider it our solemn duty to keep you informed on what ranks on the cool meter (until someone else tells us how lame we are). So we thought you should know that it is now “in” to be square, and you need to get on board. Now you may argue that your mouth is round, but this is the 21st century - everyone knows you can remodel.
Product Details: Sleek wine glass has a wide shape and a short pedestal base, to reduce imbalance and protect it from being pushed around by bullies, such as the wind outside. There is no sense in the glass tipping over too; drinking guests will suffice.
Brand: Squares
Design: Contemporary
Size: Dinner
Dimensions (at the top): 2 3/4" x 2 3/4"
Height (base to the top of the glass): 3 1/4"
Height (base only): 1/2"
Height (cup only): 2 3/5"
Capacity: 8 oz
Color: Clear
Shape: Square, baby
Theme: Wine is not fine, unless it’s mine (If you don’t think that’s funny, please don’t tell my boss. My rent just went up.)
Style: Elegant
Material: Thin, rigid, disposable plastic
Recycling Code: #6 PS Polystyrene
Manufacturer: EMI Yoshi
Disposable: Intended for one-time, single use
It’s time to party:
Got a little Smarty in you?
