#446 - A Dangerous Dinner
Posted on 4/16/2012 2:22:03 PM by Vivian K
After a month of my friends trying to set me up with this guy, I finally agreed. He's not the best looking guy, but my friends promised he had a great personality. I beg to differ. We met in the city one really cold night and he wasn't even wearing a coat. When I asked him why, he said it was because he didn't want to hide his beautiful shirt. It was the ugliest pinstripe silk shirt I ever saw that he had actually tucked into khakis and was wearing with New Balance sneakers. We talked awkwardly for a few minutes and then walked to a nearby restaurant where he decided to order for me while I was in the bathroom. It wouldn't have been so bad had I not gotten the worst allergic reaction of my life after a few bites of my chicken with PEANUT sauce. My throat started to close up, hives appeared ...read moreall over my body, and my entire face began to swell. Luckily, I had my epipen because I shoved it into my dates hands and forced him to stab me with it after shrieking my lungs out. Oh, and after he injected me… he passed out.. right there on the restaurant floor. WORST DATE EVER!