I was dating a girl once, when we went out on a really windy day. Suddenly a gust of wind blew a wig off of her head. She had barely any hair (apparently due to a rare disease) and always wore a wig. Later that day she admitted that she wore dentures. This was all in addition to the prosthetic leg that I already knew about. For the sake of whomever ends up with this gal, I sure hope there are assembly instructions.