Drinking WHERE? Well, buy Drinkware. Indoors, outdoors - you won't care.
Plastic glassware never posed - a risk if they could be disposed [of?].
Pour your favorite party drink in plastic cups that do NOT clink.
Smarty cannot guarantee events that keep affairs stress-free [we would if we could !].
But you'll be chilled if glasses crack and wedding budgets stay intact. 
Got a shindig? Good for you. Make it special! Have fun, too.
Save your nerves, and don't you waste 'em! Smarty's touches - you can taste 'em.
Elegance will grace your party: style, class, now that's SO Smarty. Cheers!!!