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Extending to One Thirty Two [132"], that floor-length linen meant you're through.
All it took was someone needy [vulgar; crass; or über-greedy],
reaching for that mushroom broth... and with it flew the tablecloth.

Party guests, all dressed their best, glissading through a dining mess;
the audible, revolting thud of bodies plunging - maybe blood... [but probably not.]
sounds of tinsel evening gowns - cascading, bounding to the ground.
  
Don't despair, for Smarty's sake! Our cloths come in One Twenty Eight [128"].
The thrill-averse are sore no more [at least to cross the ballroom floor].
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