Elegant Partyware & Wedding Supplies |
If you're planning a party, do NOT
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- No broken glasses !
- No dishwashing!
- Plastic flatware !
- Elegant plastic replaces china!
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Your table will be as fine and elegant as you are! (maybe more...) WATCH OUT:
...than your guests! |
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PS.
Sorry, we can't help you with the floors at the end, but with the money
you saved you should be able to get someone to take
care of it!
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"With all the $ $ $ $ $ $ we saved at Smarty's, we can now afford those nose jobs!"
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"I am NOT paying for rentals! My wedding cups are so elegant! I don't have to return dishes or linens ! I have no worries! (Now I just have to face... ...M A R R I A G E!?)"
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Planning a wedding or party? Don't forget to laugh! Check out our party limericks below! |
The wedding party had class, Martini & wine , but no glass! Oh, people drank, Their hosts they did thank, And threw all their cups in the trash!
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Sometimes brides are so bombastic, (Thinking weddings are so drastic...) Parties can be so fantastic, When the plates are made of plastic!
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Plan your party with a flair, Fancy plastic tableware;
Party plates for your affair, Throw them out!
WITHOUT A CARE!
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Don't ignore your mother's wishes: Do not rent your party dishes ! That's no good! That's not right! Play with plastic plates all night! |
A party was planned by the wise, Intended to be a surprise... No glasses would drop, 'Cause they would all shop - At SMARTY'S for party supplies! |
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You served everyone some champagne, But did not have a need to complain; The guests all drank up With disposable cups ; No dishes to wash did remain!
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Elegant plates are so fine, And forks you can toss are divine, Disposable mugs , Glasses & jugs, Will all make your party sublime!
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A bride planned a wedding so hearty, She wanted a cool bridal party... Her party plan wishes, Were not to wash dishes; She purchased her plates all from Smarty!
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Let's have a party, We'll plan it today! Everyone come - Stay the whole day! You'll eat, and you'll drink; You'll have fun and you'll play... And when you are done, You can throw it away! |
Pawty supwies, you may suppose, Aw not da kind you can dispose, Pawty on: To yaw supwize, 'Deh ewegant pwastic pawty supwies!
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We don't belong Out on this stage But we're so cute We made the page! (Let's split !)
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Elegant dinnerware, wedding or party, Plasticware, tableware, platters at Smarty; Cutlery , napkins , tumblers & plates , Partyware dishes for all party dates!
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Smarty Had A Party states: Do not rent your cups or plates !! Fancy wedding party plates ; Throw them out - they're plastic plates! |
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Party plate , party plate , Caterer Man: Make me a plate as fast as you can! Disposable, Elegant & fine as can be To make our wedding: china free!
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"Not one finger Have we got! So how are we
To tie the knot?" |
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Play all day, And throw away! Make a mess! It costs you less! Only fishes Rent their dishes ! |
One plate, two plates, three plates, four, Don't rent dishes anymore!
Five cups, six cups, seven cups, eight, Supertastic plastic plate !
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Two, Four Six, Eight, Fancy Plastic Party Plate ; Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Throw Them Out and - Play Again! |
Be Wise With Your Wedding Supplies: Do NOT get married without reading these Party Planning Tips!!! Party plate tip #1: Save on Medical Bills! When you get so stressed out with your wedding that you begin throwing party plates, plastic plates cause less damage and bodily injury than china. Party plate tip #2: Inaugurate Family Diplomacy! Research shows that the number one cause of friction between brides and their new relatives is that your mother-in-law doesn't like the way you wash dishes. Party dishes promote world peace! Party plate tip #3: Save the Planet! You know how the stress of a party (and some of those winded guests) make you sweat and feel overheated? You no longer need air conditioning because party plates make excellent fans! (Stay tuned for more upcoming party plate nuggets...) Brought to you by your party plate friends at Smarty Had A Party Have a party plate tip of your own? Submit your party tips for inclusion to: info@SmartyHadAParty.com ~~~~~~~~~~ |
What do YOU call it? Some people call it dinnerware. Others say partyware. Some spell it dinnerWEAR or partyWEAR! Some say tableware (or tableWEAR...!?). Many call it plasticware (And, uh, yes, plasticWEAR....*groan*) Others just say, "I want disposable dinner party plates" (Lengthy!) or "Help me!! I'm having a wedding and I need disposable plastic wine glasses, champagne glasses and shot glasses!" Whatever wedding supplies, catering supplies or party supplies you are shopping for, we hope we can take a little bit of stress out of your party planning and help make your event or catered affair as elegant and enjoyable as a party can be. |
Dear customer, If you have made it this far down the page, there are two things we would like to share with you (okay, there are more, but this is the abridged version): The first is that there is a genuine likelihood that you are even weirder than we are. The second is that just because we are the best in the world at making your party special and fun, that doesn't mean we are very mature. We sincerely hope you will not hold that against us. We appreciate your business and look forward to assisting you in making your party the best party ever. |
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