Posted on 2/23/2010 10:09:19 AM by Ivana Tinkle
When he was opening the door for me, I unintentionally swung around, causing my purse to whip him in the face. We spent 2 hours in the car outside my building, and I had to hold tissues to his tilted-back head.
- He took me to the laundromat!
Posted on 2/23/2010 10:05:13 AM by Ollie Tabooger
Need I say more? Ok, I will: He had skidmarks on his shorts. I took a cab home while he went to get change.
- Don't this beat all
Posted on 2/23/2010 9:53:11 AM by Amanda Huginkis
Well I should definitely win the gold for the "how I found this site" category:
My date took me to an internet cafe (!!!) and made me browse all kinds of random sites. And then he said, let's check out this "worst date" site. I sure hope he checks this page often...
Posted on 2/23/2010 9:32:07 AM by Denise
He was perfect. He worked in the next office and always talked about his family (Grade Score: A+), which I took to mean he wasn't a creep. When he asked me out, I was exhilarated.
He opens the car door for me (Grade Score: A+), and there is... his MOTHER! (Grade Score: F)
She spent the entire evening dispensing advice about everything from my weight (!!!) to why she thought I'm still single.
Beware of family men!!!
- My First Worst Date
Posted on 2/18/2010 3:56:11 PM by Susan Vana
All of my friends got married before me. In the middle of their Marital Bliss, they all decided that I should be as happy as they were. Sandy called to let me know that one of her clients was single and rich (she was doing financial planning, so she knew!). He had all of the qualifications that she "thought" I required, so we planned a double date. Even the company of two of my best friends couldn't mask the fact that he had acquired his wealth in the funeral business. Yeah, he was, is a mortician!!!!! Complete with comb-over and shiny out-of-style shoes, and a not so shiny personality. I am a girl who can make lemonade out of lemons, so I wanted the lowdown on the funeral business. But all he talked about all evening was duck hunting. REALLY?????
Posted on 2/18/2010 2:42:51 PM by MBM
My friend Annie's friend Sonya invited her to go on a double date and she accepted. They were getting ready for their double date, talking about the prospective evening, where they were going to go, what they were going to do. The doorbell rang and they went to get the door. Guess who was there - two guys: Sonya's date and Annie's date, who was her... gynecologist! I guess there were no surprises that night :)
- Yes, my mother was there
Posted on 2/18/2010 11:47:47 AM by Theresa Denahama
So halfway through our dinner at Outback Steakhouse, I see that my MOTHER is two tables over in hermetical lip-lock with some dude. I guess the bright side was that I got to taste my steak twice :/
Posted on 2/17/2010 8:35:12 PM by Diedre86
I was set up with this really cute guy who had season tickets to the Yankees, so on our first date he took me to a game. Everything was going well, Yanks were up three points and we were really hitting it off. We had our beers in hand and were sharing an extra large nachos with all the trimmings, when all of a sudden the kiss-cam came on!!!! The cam zoomed in on us, and everyone in our box was cat-calling and whistling. I don't kiss on first dates, but I would have given him a peck on the cheek for the camera's sake. But he beat me to the chase - with a mouth full of nachos, and gave me a full open-mouthed kiss. I gagged and barfed immediately. And the camera caught all of this, and did playbacks every few minutes because the crowd thought it was so funny. Yeah you guessed it... I didn't call ... [+]
Posted on 2/16/2010 9:46:40 PM by NOT4ME
On a blind date last month, my date and I sat down next to two much older couples on a double date. Halfway through our meal, they look over at us and start telling us how cute of a couple we are. They even asked us when the wedding was (a word that's not even in my vocabulary)! I thought the situation was hysterical, but my date was mortified. It didn't work out, but it was definitely an experience to remember.
Posted on 2/16/2010 7:26:06 PM by Dan
I met Sherry at the Dentist's office. A beautiful hygienist, I was psyched for our date. I picked her up and took her to San Pornadoze`s Mexican Restaurant. After an enjoyable meal, we went for a stroll on the boardwalk. That's when we ran into her husband - and her boyfriend. That made for a nice encounter. I left quickly - I figured, let the other two fight over who gets to drive her her home.
Posted on 2/16/2010 5:07:04 PM by Tonya
One time a guy told me he was taking me out on his new "yacht" he had just purchased. He was super excited about it and wouldn't stop talking about it. When we got to the water, he pulled out a beat up inflatable canoe from his trunk. He made me row to the middle of the ocean while he chilled out and said, "ahh, now this is the way it should be." Then he pulled out from his backpack a bag of cookies for him and a bag of celery for me. He said, "don't thank me, I know you ladies need to keep your tight figure, why do you think I'm making you row?" Needless to say, he had to swim back to shore.
Posted on 2/15/2010 3:02:06 PM by OutaHere
I was on a date with a guy who recently got out of a two year relationship. He took me to an Italian restaurant, where I ordered Chicken Marcela. He commented that this was his ex's favorite dish! I found it a little awkward to mention his ex but I let it slide and soon we were both laughing and having a great time, or so I thought. Suddenly his laughter turned into sobbing - was he seriously crying? I asked him what was wrong and that's when he began to rehash the events that led up to his painful breakup. I asked him if he wanted to call it a night but he said he couldn't bare to be alone. But I made the decision to call it a night - I was not going spend the rest of the date as his shoulder to cry on.
- The Restroom's Worst Talent
Posted on 2/14/2010 4:10:14 PM by ShootMe
It wasn't so much "what she said" as much as "how loud she said it." Especially when she was singing to herself in the restroom. That's one Italian restaurant I can't go back to...
Posted on 2/14/2010 3:55:26 PM by Joe
I knocked on the door a few times before it was answered by her mother or grandmother, I'm not sure which one, a sweet old lady, probably in her 70's. She told me to hold on just a moment, went back upstairs, came back and told me SHE was ready to go. Always ask the girl's age before going out on a blind date. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Posted on 2/14/2010 10:55:20 AM by Asher
I took out this nice girl once, who insisted that she was a Kennedy for some reason randomly over and over throughout the night. And then when I took her home, she burst into tears, saying she couldn't live the lie anymore, and that she really was a Nixon. Needless to say, I got her checked back into the hospital as soon as possible
Posted on 2/12/2010 4:58:00 PM by Wayne
A buddy of mine told me he was set up on a date and it was a nightmare. She was coming out of a tough break-up and she kept calling my friend her ex's name. To make things worse, she had bad breath and was a close talker. They went to see a movie and he was so focused on trying to hold his breath, that he couldn't enjoy the movie. He ended cutting the date short by making up a story about a family emergency.
Posted on 2/11/2010 8:11:04 PM by Jennifer
I was really looking forward meeting my blind date. When he showed up at my door step, I got a whiff of something nasty. He was very well dressed, but he had major BO. He seemed very nervous, maybe that's why he was sweating so bad. At the movies he tried to move his arm around my shoulders. The smell was horrible and could see the huge pit stains under his arms. I rushed to the bathroom and vomited. I was probably in there for 1 hour to pass the time. The date soon ended after that.
Posted on 2/10/2010 9:07:14 AM by Michelle
I awaited my blind date to find out he was my ex husband, obviously I didn't go. This may not be considered a worst date but it surely made me sick.
- Help, get me out of here!
Posted on 2/9/2010 9:25:00 PM by Renee
Another bad blind date: My friend told me she had a friend who was working for a dating service that just opened, and was looking for people, so they were giving out free memberships to women. (This was back in the 90's by the way , before online dating). So I figured, why not.... I only went on one date and that was enough for me! So not to sound shallow, but I was told that the guy I was meeting was an attractive lawyer and very successful - sounds good, so we talked on the phone and then picked a place to meet. First, he was about 40 minutes late , so I just went to the bar and had a drink. When I was about to leave, he showed up, and of course made a point to show me his new yellow corvette as if that was supposed to wow me. I wish I had never waited; this guy was definitely older than ... [+]
- A Match Made in Hell
Posted on 2/2/2010 3:39:00 PM by Aaron
I stepped out of the shower, and got
excitement. This was going to be one great blind date. My cousin had
told me about this girl, and I had not heard a bad thing from anyone. I
know her older sister, and she is gorgeous. From what I had heard,
Stacy was even prettier. Looks aside, my cousin told me how she is
smart, funny, and can appreciate my twisted sense of humor. To
summarize: I was hyped.
I got into the car I had
rented, and drove to her house. Her mother opened the door and welcomed
me. They told me Stacy was still getting ready, but I should just make
myself comfortable for a few minutes until she was ready to leave. As I
sat down with the parents, I was increasingly impressed with their
warmth and friendliness. Usually I am nervous on blind dates, but this
time ... [+]