Spill at will and wipe your face, 'cuz table napkins add such grace.
Style, flair your grand affair, and buy more packs for extra care.
I'm not saying guests are bums; but must you touch their messy crumbs?
Now, if you groan that I'm unwitty - why blame napkins? They're so pretty...
Save your marriage, posh your house: Wipe those morsels off your spouse.